Badassify Your Wallet Bundle - Wallet Tool Kit

Badassify Your Wallet Bundle!

$20.97 $17.99

Title: 3 item bundle!

Escape speeding tickets!  Saw through zip ties!  Open almost anything!  Defend yourself from pesky ninjas!

Get a complete wallet makeover with these 3 essential items for just $17.99:
  • The Credit Card Knife: It's a credit card... that TRANSFORMS INTO A FREAKING KNIFE!  With its elegant design, you can conceal this ingenious tool in your wallet until you need it.
  • The All-Access Card: Don't be thrown off by its simplicity or slimness... this card's got it where it counts. It opens cans, saws through objects, loosens bolts, and performs countless other tasks. You'll be ready for anything.
  • Get Out of Jail Free CardWant to know the trick to getting out of a speeding ticket? If you can make the cop laugh: you win. That's where this Opportunity Card comes in. After you're pulled over, all you have to do is whip this out and you're home free.
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