Octopalm Dexterity Upgrade Kit - easily palm anything!

Dexterity Upgrade Kit



With the Dexterity Upgrade Kit you don't need any skill to develop true wizard powers in minutes!

The Dexterity Upgrade Kit comes with Octopalm gel, the Antidote remover, a premium Theory 11 deck, dice, and a micro case to always keep on you.... PLUS, you'll get an hour of instructional video with 7 performance tutorials!

Just apply a bit of the Octopalm gel to your hand, and that area will hold any light-weight object.  Once the gel is applied, it's invisible to the eye, so no one will suspect that you just transformed into a human gecko.

I've been watching you from a safe distance for 2-3 years now.  You've been building some skills - and now I'm pleased to inform you of your acceptance to the Scam Stuff Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

What's that?

"Me?!" You might be wondering... "But, I'm no wizard! I don't have the time or patience to develop any powers of levitation or enchantment."

Well, that may have been true yesterday - but, my friend, you no longer need to go to a British boarding school for half of your life to develop actual wizard powers... thanks to the Dexterity Upgrade Kit.

It's all explained in this episode of Behind the Scam:

No lie:  the gel in this kit makes an astonishing difference in your palming.  A little goes a long way (you'll get enough to likely last you a lifetime), and once you've applied it you'll be palming anything like you were freaking Spider-Man.

Tuition to Hogwarts is a gagillion dollars and takes up 7 years of your life.  The Dexterity Upgrade kit costs $24.99, and you'll be an expert in minutes.

Eat that, Harry Potter.