The modern rogue doesn't light stuff on fire with flint and steel and petroleum dug out of the filthy ground... what are you, some kind of savage? What is this, medieval times? Banging rocks against metal to get a spark is soooo 8,000 B.C.E.
Keep your backwards technology back in the past where it belongs. Right next to cholera, dysentery, and that Green Lantern movie with Ryan Reynolds.
Nope. When he needs a flame, the modern rogue uses freaking lightning bolts!
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just blow your freakin' MIND?? Because it's true, and I'm not ashamed to say it: anyone still using petrochemicals in their lighter is probably a communist. And they smell bad.
Regular, boring old lighters are riddled with problems - they run out of fuel, they can't stand up to wind, and they fail to light half the time*.
Oh, man... but the Rogue's rocking the plasma lighter? At the press of the button, they summon an arc of purple electric, wind-resistant, PLASMA.
(And every time they do it, I'm pretty sure ladies swoon and gentlemen ask them for advice. James Bond could burn down the New York Stock Exchange with one of these, and the only question people would ask is "where did you get that rad lighter?")
Check it out on this week's Behind the Scam:
...and I'm not kidding about that windproof part: I blew at full steam and was never able to break that plasma arc. And no matter how many times I clicked that button, the arc lit every single time.
So: it lights every single time with a simple click of a button. It's totally windproof. Also: you're lighting fires with freaking lightning bolts.
What is there not to love about this?? Do the only responsible thing and sell your house to buy 8,000 of these immediately.
You must be 18 years or older to purchase this item. Also, smoking is harmful for your health - don't do it.
Each Plasma Lighter includes a USB charging cable so that you can recharge your lighter up to 500+ times! That's tens of thousands of lights!