Guys! We're gonna make our own beer!
Ever since I started Scam School, people have been asking when we're gonna release our own beer. WELL GUESS WHAT? IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE A PART OF IT!
It's going to be awesome. This labor day, we'll all raise a glass of our very own Rogue's brew (a smooth american brown ale!) and toast our own cleverness.
I wanted a custom brew that embodied what it means to be a Modern Rogue... Something that would feel as at-home today as 300 year ago. So I turned to Michael Lipton, who you may remember as this gigantic awesome dude from the Coffee Creamer Flamethrower episode of Scam School. Not only is he awesomely tall, he's also the best brewmaster I know and makes totally kickass original recipes.
(Also, he's probably the tallest person in the world. Seriously, look at that.)
Michael sent me the first test batch, and it's been AWESOME. He really knows his stuff, and it's absolutely delicious. A smooth American brown ale with just the slightest kick at the end. You're going to love it.
So here's the game: We can't brew and distribute this stuff. There's a billion laws restricting this kinda thing, and I don't think we're quite ready to get into the bootlegging biz.
BUT... we *can* send you the ingredients.
...and the recipe.
...and a complete kit including everything* you need to brew your own Rogue's Brew beer. :-)
After working with Michael to come up with the perfect Rogue's Brew, we discovered the perfect beer-making kit and created a full Rogue's Brew Kit that has EVERYTHING you need to make this tasty brew.
The Rogue's Brew Kit is amazing. A super high-end, bespoke microbrewery in a box. The moment you open it up, you'll feel the handcrafted quality of every single component. The best part? Once you complete your Rogue's Brew, you'll have all the tools and knowledge to brew anything.
You'll also get detailed instructions, (both written and in video), so you'll be brewing your own batch of The Rogue's Brew in no time. We'll even include 6 heavy duty flip-top bottles and 4 5-oz tasting glasses so your friends can all check out your newest skill.
Seriously: this whole package would normally be like $150, but we're running a launch price special of just $99.99 - but only while supplies last!
So here's the plan: jump in right now, and we'll send you the complete kit, all the custom-selected premium ingredients, the recipe and the step-by-step instructional video.
Checkout the instructional here:
Then after 3 weeks of brewing? WE PARTY.
On Labor Day weekend, we'll be hosting a live-steam tasting party at DragonCon, one of the world's largest, geekiest conventions. We'll all raise a glass together to celebrate that we've finally become home-brewers together!
Check out all the details on our latest video:
Oh man, I can't wait for all of this to go down, and it all starts right now with the launch of The Rogue's Brew Kit. Get yours now and join in on the fun!
A full set of instructions for the Rogue's Brew and 25 additional recipes are also provided.
- Ingredients kit to brew 1 gallon of The Rogue's Brew
- 1-gallon glass fermenter with crystal thermometer included
- 4 5 oz. sampler glasses and removable coasters
- Plastic Racking Cane
- 3" Stainless Steel Funnel
- 3-piece plastic airlock
- Drilled rubber stopper
- Laboratory thermometer
- Glass cylinder for hydrometer
- 3' length of 5/16" tubing and tubing clamp, for siphoning and bottling your beer
- Recipe Book with over 25 recipes to choose from + The Rogue's Brew receipe
- Brewers' Log
- Full set of instructions
- Box Brew Kits wooden base, handcrafted from rustic pine
- 6 pack of heavy duty flip-top bottles
*Please note: a large stockpot will be needed for the brewing process - brewing pots are not included in this kit as most folks already have a suitable pot at home!
**Internationall orders may arrive slightly later. If you are an international customer and have any questions, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org