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Make them laugh.  Use this gag from illusionist Mike Super to get a chuckle from the cop, and maybe save yourself a few hundred dollars in the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your first attempt of showing the card is unsuccessful.  You can flip the card over and prove to them that it's \"Totally valid in this state.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Scam Stuff in no way endorses driving over the speed limit or reckless driving of any type.  Scam Stuff does not guarantee this card will grant you any type of immunity to speeding tickets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWant to bail out all of your friends? 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Plus, with every pen we \u003cstrong\u003einclude a mini tactical flashlight \u003c\/strong\u003e(batteries included too) so you'll be prepared to bust open those pesky locks in any circumstance. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/files\/lppgif4.gif?5927985159356707100\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck it out:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Y6sY39IMOZ8\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs if carrying around a secret stash of lock picks wasn't enough, the Lock-Proof Pen also sports a built-in self-defense crown and a \u003cstrong\u003ebuilt-in emergency glass breaker\u003c\/strong\u003e that is unbelievably effective. \u003cspan\u003eTrapped in a car that's sinking to the bottom of the ocean? BOOM! 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Grab the Pen of Greatness today and let us come along for the ride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e§\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', 'Arial Narrow', sans-serif-condensed; font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto; color: #222;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 66%;\"\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLifetime Replacement Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eA lot of people can't believe the offer is really this good, but it is!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eYes: The lifetime replacement guarantee applies worldwide.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eYes: If there's anything wrong with the pen, just send it back to us, and we'll repair or replace it for free.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eYes: All you have to do is send it back with your order number, name, and email address.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eIf you ever need to take advantage of the guarantee, send your pen to this address:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eBizarre Magic Inc\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e7708 Thomas Springs Rd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eAustin, TX 78736\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eUSA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eIt would help to include a note with your current address to ensure we send your pen to the right place. 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