{"title":"STORAGE STASH","description":"\u003cp\u003eWIP - discounts not set up\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e10% off books and the Pen Of Greatness\u003cbr\u003e20% off Diamond Deck playing cards\u003cbr\u003e30% off Mugs, Blasters\u003cbr\u003e40% off BBO\u003cbr\u003eMasks Discounted Separately\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-professionals-guide-to-fire-eating","title":"The Professional's Guide to Fire Eating","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eThis purchase includes a physical copy of the book in addition to a DRM-free version of the book in ePub, mobi, az3, and PDF formats.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt last! 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