Hey! Where’s the store?
It’ll be back. But for the next few days, we only sell two flavors of Mystery Boxes.
One’s $29.99, and the other’s $99.99. The only thing we’ll promise you is that we’re hand selecting each Mystery Box for you with the intention of delighting and surprising you, and your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.
You’re going to feel like a winner or you don’t owe us a thing.
(You can still find other items using the search bar.)