At Long Last!
- Mystery boxes are back once again, and we only have a limited number in stock, for a limited time!
- What's in it? Hah! Nice try. It's a mystery box. We only guarantee that you'll feel like a winner or your money back.
- Just like all the times before, we fully expect to sell out of these very quickly.
- Seriously, you're going to be pleased.
—Brian
Here's how it works: Our job is to make you feel like you absolutely won the jackpot when you open your Mystery Box.
This isn't like those other mystery boxes out there where you're basically taking a gamble and might get something high-end or (more often) you get just a Q-tip, some index cards, and a piece of bubble gum in your box. That's unacceptable to us.
That's why each and every Mystery Box Jackpot ***always*** has more value in it than what you paid for it. 100% of the time. "But wait, I'm overseas and there's shipping and stuff," someone says. No worries. Even when you factor in all of that, the value of your mystery box will be much more than you paid for it. Guaranteed.
And here's where we really stand out from all the others. Each mystery box has a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you don't love it and feel like a winner, just send it back and we'll refund it. We'll cry a little on the inside, sure, but we'll do it. Because we want you to feel great.
Here's how it works: Our job is to make you feel like you absolutely won the jackpot when you open your Mystery Box.
This isn't like those other mystery boxes out there where you're basically taking a gamble and might get something high-end or (more often) you get just a Q-tip, some index cards, and a piece of bubble gum in your box. That's unacceptable to us.
That's why each and every Mystery Box Jackpot ***always*** has more value in it than what you paid for it. 100% of the time. "But wait, I'm overseas and there's shipping and stuff," someone says. No worries. Even when you factor in all of that, the value of your mystery box will be much more than you paid for it. Guaranteed.
And here's where we really stand out from all the others. Each mystery box has a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you don't love it and feel like a winner, just send it back and we'll refund it. We'll cry a little on the inside, sure, but we'll do it. Because we want you to feel great.
Remember, it's first come, first served, so be sure to grab yours today if you want an early ship date.
Supplies are limited. I know a lot of people say that, but we mean it. Our goal is to deliver a superior value to each and every person who receives one of these, so at some point, we'll have to close the doors.
This could happen at any time, but we're going to do our best to keep them available for the next 72 hours at least, so get yours today!
Supplies are limited. I know a lot of people say that, but we mean it. Our goal is to deliver a superior value to each and every person who receives one of these, so at some point, we'll have to close the doors.
This could happen at any time, but we're going to do our best to keep them available for the next 72 hours at least, so get yours today!