The Penmanshiv

The Penmanshiv

$14.99
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Get this sleek new versatile pocket-sized tool!

*** LIMITED TIME OFFER: Get an erasable highlighter, Frixion pen, AND the brand new Penmanshiv for just $16.99! ***

People say the pen is mightier than the sword. Maybe. No one really knows; only one thing's for certain: Combining both is better than everything in the Universe. That's right. A pen that's **also** a sword. Now we're talkin'.
 

Introducing The Penmanshiv. 


See how we use it around the warehouse:

 

Simply pull apart the halves of the pen, and you've got a sharp 2.5" stainless steel blade at your fingertips! It's everything you want in a pen that's also a knife: sharp, sleek, and capable of writing.

Use it to cut a rope, slice some soap, poke the Pope, or write a note! OK, so maybe it's best if you didn't actually poke the Pope—or yourself either for that matter! This thing is really sharp!

(You don't want to shiv yourself; that's frowned upon.)

 

 

Oh yeah, this bad boy is serrated, so you can do even more with it! You can cut through twine, slice bread, saw through a zip tie… shoot, you can probably whittle with this thing!

And when inspiration suddenly strikes you in the midst of these creative activities and you want to write your thoughts down, the pen will be right there waiting for you.

(Just like Richard Marx. Hahaha!) 
(Why is no one laughing? Guys, it's an 80's song. OK, nevermind.)

 

You can even get refills for it from any office supply store. Just ask for mini ballpoint refills and you'll be all set!

Now I know what you're thinking. This epitome of cylindrical badassery probably costs $50, right? Wrong! It's $55! Just kidding. Get this: You can get your very own Penmanshiv for just $14.99. 

Here's the catch: these **just** arrived at the warehouse, so we're going to need about a week to package them up and get them out the door.

 

We look forward to hearing about your adventures using The Penmanshiv in the wild. Remember, be careful! And don't poke the Pope!
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Be sure to check your state and local knife laws before ordering, as well as the laws of your country if you are ordering from outside the United States. If your item is confiscated by a foreign customs office for being illegal in your country, we cannot replace, refund, or reship that order.

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