A timepiece with one of the most fundamental technologies ever created by humanity … FIRE.
The Arson Watch not only keeps track of time, but also summons a flame at 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit. And it's all yours for just $19.99. But don't actually commit arson. (It's illegal.)
Our goal has always been to make you more awesome, more engaging—and ultimately—more badass. Arson Watch represents a new chapter in the relationship people have with their wrist. It’s quite possibly the most badass product we’ve ever made, because it’s the first one designed to set things ablaze.
High-quality watches have long been defined by their ability to keep precise time, and the Arson Wa … well, we're not sure how accurate the clock is because we're too busy setting things on FREAKING FIRE with it.
Arson Watch makes all the ways you’re used to staring fires more convenient. And because it sits right on your wrist, you're never more than a second away from a nightlight, giving a friend a light, or staying warm on a cold evening.
And if you connect the Arson Watch to your iPhone or Android, it will slowly melt it.
A device you wear is vastly different from one you keep on a desk or carry in your pocket. It’s more than a tool; it’s an expression of your personal taste. So we designed Arson Watch in a wide range of styles. Because we want you to love wearing it as much as you love using it.
The available styles¹ include: Silver, Silver White, White Silver, Platinum, Chrome, Titanium Chrome, Chromium, Space Chromium, Gray, Space Gray, Spaceship Gray, Timberwolf, Sterling, and many more. Each is just $19.99.
We even have a luxurious White Platinum Blessed Edition. It's the same as all of the others, except I stand over it and give it a blessing before shipping. Oh, and it costs $10,000.
The Arson Watch can be refilled with any standard butane canister. Click here to learn how to refill and use the Arson Watch.
The Arson Watch should not be used for arson... that's illegal.
¹NOTE: The watch is real, but the color style variations are not. No matter which watch is ordered, the silver chrome-colored version will be delivered.
But if you've got $10k, we'll definitely get one blessed for you.