Exactly like the bona fide Totally Legitimate and Real book tests except the pages are white instead of ::checks notes::
off white?
What we assume happened is that someone was trying to save electricity by working in the dark and accidentally printed a huge batch of pages on 5000k-white instead of 2700k-white. Whoopsie-doodle?
We are trying to clear some space for more Legitimate Merchandise so we're going to bootleg our own book tests! We get spaaace, and you get a bootleg book test for well under regular price! We both win! Hooray!
Read up on the Legitimate Book Tests here: https://www.scamstuff.com/products/brian-brushwood-book-test
Bootleg Book Tests are a Pre-Order item with a 2-3 week lead time. You will receive a tracking email when they ship. Bootlegs are exactly like the regular ones but with white paper instead of off-white.