The Modern Rogue mascots totally re-imagined as the Gentleman, the Warrior, and the Scoundrel in a 1920's cartoon style.
Yeah, turns out Ryer can draw and he made up an awesome image of our mascots. We knew it would be an awesome shirt so we made one!
The print quality is amazing, the shirt is wicked comfortable, you're going to love it!
"WHOA WHOA WHOA," I hear you saying.
"Excuse me, Brian. Yes, I love a 1920's themed cartoon shirt as much as the next gentleman, warrior, and scoundrel... But you see..."
"I am a person of..." (Your voice drops to a whisper as you lean in) "I am a person of means, and I'm afraid I can't possibly wear the same color shirt as everyone else. And I certainly can't pay the same regular price as everyone else."
"Oh. I see," I reply. "Yes, that does make things rather complicated."
"I tell you what, my newest friend. Here, step with me," I whisper as I pull back a bookcase to reveal a hidden storefront.
"BEHOLD!" I shout. "The extremely limited INVESTOR EDITION: HEATHER GREEN version!"
"You see," I continue "It's exactly the same shirt. But it's a different color, AND it's costs three times as much!"
"Egads," You croak. "Does it come with anything special?
"No," I say solemnly.
"Nothing at all? No challenge coin? No hand written notes?" Your heart beats a little faster at the thought.
I place a hand on your shoulder and look you square in the eye. "There is absolutely nothing special about this shirt to justify its price being tripled. I only make you this one promise: I will never, ever lower the price."
You're not sure if you're laughing or crying as you wipe away a single tear. This is all so much to take in.
"Thank you," you murmur. "Thank you for this."
"Hush hush," I say. "Let's get you checked out."