Please Urinate With Precision and Elegance
Now in Candle Form!

We brought you stickers for public use, now time to bring the sentiment home! 

We’ve been keeping this candle in the dark for a bit, but this is the perfect time to reveal the next evolution of the “Piss With Elegance” series. 

Ryer Appeldoorn designed the original series of Piss With Elegance stickers and you beautiful people have taken on the task of deployment. I LOVE seeing photos of them in the wild.

We now offer this delightful addition for your own domicile, available in three colors and three scents.

Candle Jar Colors:
Cranberry Red
Matte Black
Opalescent (transparent, iridescent neutral)

Scent Options:
Christmas Warmth: evergreen and spices
Sea Salt + Orchid: a little beachy, a little floral
Unscented: great for power outages!

The bamboo lid is engraved with a classic “Live, Laugh Love” font, reading “Please Urinate With Precision and Elegance”

Always blow the candle out before replacing the lid.

This eco-friendly 14 oz candle features 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick for a clean, consistent burn. It has a burn time of 70-90 hours and comes in a painted, glossy glass jar (some colors are available in frosted and matte finishes). Crafted in the USA with globally sourced components and compliant with ASTM safety standards. The sleek design includes an engraved bamboo lid. Once burned, the jar can be repurposed. Enjoy a long-lasting, toxin-free fragrance that creates a soothing atmosphere. Keep away from children, pets, and flammable items.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick
.: One size: 3.5″ × 4.06" (8.9cm × 10.3cm)
.: Burn time: 70–90 hours
.: Sleek design includes an engraved bamboo lid
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
.: Jar can be repurposed once burned
.: Long-lasting, toxin-free fragrance that creates a soothing atmosphere
.: Crafted in the USA with globally sourced components
.: Safety note: Keep away from children, pets, and flammable items