Homemade ninja-assassin flash bang grenades? You know it.
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Homemade ninja-assassin flash bang grenades? You know it.

It's been a long day of fighting crime and the forces of darkness. You've kicked ass, sent some baddies to prison and saved a puppy all in standard work day. Admit it; you're awesome. You finally get back to your penthouse apartment with some takeout food and you're ready for a little R n' R.

What's this? All of a sudden a squad of evil SWAT ninjas break down your door and come flying through your window! It's go time. You've got a secret bug-out bag under your bed but you're surrounded! If only you could reach it... but you'll need a distraction.

You slide your hand between the couch pillows and wrap your fingers around a cheap disposable lighter. Useless? Not in the hands of a MODERN ROGUE!!

Max Gillilan March 01, 2017 13 tags (show)

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