Only two products for sale? This is madness! Madness I say!!
Or... is it the ultimate gamble?
Ok. It's not a gamble. Because gambling is bad. But what if you could win every time?
It's more of a jackpot. A MYSTERY JACKPOT.
Brand new to Scam Stuff, we're doing something we've never done before. A mystery selection of random products we dug out of the dark history and dusty corners of our warehouse's past. Some items we've discontinued a long time ago, some items are just ship-shy of a few dents and scrapes.
We've got two tiers of random for you: $20 and $50. When you buy a box, we'll fill it with the bizarre wonders we've dragged out of the vault and dusted off (or accidentally knocked off the table). You're gonna score ultimate luck with some exotic items WAY out of the price range of these boxes.
So, what'ddya say?