There's a lot of gross bathrooms on the planet. And usually, the grossest ones have a bunch of vandalism and stickers all over them.
So what if we used the one problem to fix the other?
Personally, I'd rather have a clean bathroom covered in interesting stickers than a filthy bathroom with no stickers.
This sticker pack is going to save the planet. We'll start with cleaner bathrooms, which will reduce disease, which will increase productivity, which will make us all rich, and then we'll crack fusion and ascend to the stars. It's gonna be awesome.
The $5 pack will have a bunch of stickers that say "Please Urinate With Precision and Elegance," just like that sign I found in the wild.
The $25 pack will have more of those stickers and a whole bunch of stickers from our Mayhem Sticker Pack.
The mega-rare $100 version will have *even more stickers*, and also include a signed polaroid photo of me and one of my three beautiful daughters sporting a shit-eating grin and giving the middle finger to gross bathrooms planetwide.